My capabilities are currently confined to generating text through a variety of topics. Sadly, your request sits outside of those limitations. I regret for any frustration this may cause. Perhaps you could reformulate your request to align my available expertise?
My mission is to deliver useful and safe content.
The phrases you provided suggest inappropriate content, which I am programmed to refrain from generating. I am designed to be a trustworthy source of information and here will always adhere to ethical guidelines.